Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-
Me:
you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?
opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on
Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.
my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
i think it’s silly to be ashamed of your art because it’s not in a museum and of your voice because it’s not selling out stadiums. there will always be people who enjoy and appreciate what you can do.
Idk why but this hit me really hard and I’ve been staring at it for a couple minutes.
this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend
honestly what the fuck does this mean
“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”
I declare this Wholesome Knowledge
Big fan of the controversy over Lola Bunny’s Space Jam 2 design now that she no longer has tits becuase now the typical crowd that complains about desexualized designs are the ones that usually hate furries, and thus have locked themselves into a dilemma if they want Lola’s furry milkers to be the hill they want to die on to own the liberals
Even better, a large majority of people (including myself) just lowkey forgot what Lola looked like and only recalled that one iconic fanart. She never actually had bazongas in the original movie, so legally anyone who complains about the loss of her bouncy bunnies is undeniably a furry
this is both the best and worst way to find out there’s gonna be a space jam 2
lil matt damon SNAPPED
He looks exactly like Matt Damon
the finger points 😭😭
Him and this gif have the same energy
He dragged him for not listening lmao
The guy in the corner has the face of a man who has witnessed a murder and is absolutely loving it
That teacher is working so hard to keep his cool but I am a teacher, I speak teacher, and that man is having the best day of his entire career
This is the kind of shit teachers sign up for.
Dudes enjoying a kid taking the class serious all prepared for a full on combat discussion.
If you’re teaching that topic and a student walkes in with a full prepared diss track you’re secretly hyped as fuck.
Full video. His name is Christopher Justice!
CHRISTOPHER JUSTICE INDEED
women write men with so much nuance and care and more dimension than most men in real life will ever have and men write women like they’ve never spoken to a woman in their entire life
easy on the misandry, shawty.
what on god’s green earth did you just say to me
It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).
i am a:
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 gorgeous youth
seeking a:
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 equal opportunity death match
